Thursday, November 03, 2005

Why it's better to be a boy

A colleague at work forwarded a jpeg image to me, which sparked an amusing dialogue. Here's the image:


I'm not taking this warning very seriously; maybe if I was another ten or fifteen years older it would hit closer to home. But naturally, I had to respond to the sender.

The dialogue is colour-coded so you can keep the characters straight. Hint:  blue is for boy.
Every pre-pubescent boy's fantasy! (I don't know what little girls do for entertainment. They're at *such* a disadvantage.)

I am not going there!

... can't even write their names in the snow.

Yet can write novels at a very young age.

Hah! You call that *fun*?!!!
And that's where the dialogue ended. My last point was so compelling she turned off her computer and left work early.

8 Comments:

At 10:26 PM, November 03, 2005, Blogger LoryKC said...

She had to make sure the novel was complete before you had your chance with the snow...

 
At 1:58 AM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

Very nice. It is great to be a boy. I love being a lad. :)

 
At 2:08 PM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Bill said...

This is weird. This is the third Blog I have read today that has made reference to urination.

Mary's Blog
http://daycaredaze.blogspot.com/2005/11/now-thats-motivation.html

Jacks Blog
http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/2005/11/germophobe.html

And Yours

It must be the weather. (-:

 
At 2:12 PM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Bill said...

Okay it's a conspiracy I just checked Haley's Blog, and what did I find.

http://theunmarkedtrail.blogspot.com/2005/11/psychosomatics.html

 
At 3:19 PM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Ralphie said...

Speaking of Viagra and similar drugs... I was wondering about the warning to seek help if you have an erection for four hours. Do you wait the full four hours, or do you start making your way down to the hospital at around 3.5 or so?

In other news, Q, you're being paged in the Coffeehouse.

 
At 8:45 PM, November 04, 2005, Blogger Mary P. said...

All those "pee posts". Must be something, er, in the air.

Ar,ar,ar,,,

 
At 4:53 AM, November 05, 2005, Blogger Stephen (aka Q) said...

• Lory:
If you're suggesting that girls can write novels in the snow, I'm impressed. But I'd have to see it to believe it.

• Bill:
Sex and the elimination of bodily wastes: two perennial themes of conversation.

• My word verification is "bigxek". Maybe it's a prophecy. Maybe I'm going to be a big xekcutive some day.
Q

 
At 8:36 PM, November 05, 2005, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

I was wondering about the warning to seek help if you have an erection for four hours.

If you are a tantric master the time is extended to 8 hours.

 

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